Archive for November, 2014

Circus Jokes!

Posted on 11/24/2014 at 4:00am

Every now and again, we run into silly circus-related jokes. Here’s our top list!

Which circus performers see the best at night?
-The Acro-Bats.

What happened to the kid who ran away with the circus?
-The police made him bring it back.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
-It was in tents!

Why are circus performers called artists?
-Because they can draw crowds!

Why won’t cannibals eat clowns?
-Because they taste funny.

Why is it hard to hire a clown?
-They have big shoes to fill.

Why did the clown eat his dollar bill?
-It was his lunch money.

What happened when the magician got mad?
-He pulled out his hare!

Did you hear about the human cannonball?
-He got fired!

Do you know any other ones! Share them with us at marketing@circuswest.com